Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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