how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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