Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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