At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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