at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize