ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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