Are we in a gay sports bar?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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