Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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