Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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