Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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