if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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