well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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