He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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