in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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