: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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