Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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