I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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