Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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