Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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