she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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