Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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