that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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