I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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