To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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