He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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