Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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