Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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