Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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