Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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