But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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