I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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