nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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