TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I queefed so loud it echoed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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