Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
