just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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