everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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