You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
