Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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