I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I will be naked everywhere
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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