is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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