well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've blown a few things in my day
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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