found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Im part way to drunk.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
