i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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