Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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