She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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