Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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