I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
