Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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