Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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