I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize