Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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