Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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