even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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