I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I stole a fireplace last night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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