If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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